John Cleese, 86, admits his Ministry Of Silly Walks days are over as he reveals his full list of health ailments including 'two hip replacements, a pacemaker, three hair transplants and not a single tooth of my own'
The veteran entertainer, 86, revealed a long list of health ailments in scenes from his forthcoming documentary feature, John Cleese Packs It In, released on November 14
Tourists disgusted as rotten fish spill closes a dozen popular Spanish beaches
A marine pollution alert is active in six municipalities on the east and south coast of Gran Canaria, having been sounded by Canary Island government officials last week
Justice officials accidentally release plans to spend tens of millions moving women criminals out of prison
Documents accidentally released by the Ministry of Justice outline a scheme - which would cost an initial £68million and then a further £47million a year - to 'divert' women offenders out of jail.
Liverpool launch complaint to referees' chiefs over Virgil van Dijk's 'duck' disallowed goal against Man City - and say decision was AGAINST the laws of the game
Liverpool have complained to referees' chiefs about Virgil van Dijk's disallowed goal at Manchester City on Sunday.
New joy for Michael Schumacher's family as nephew, 24, gets engaged to another racing driver - but wedding plans clouded by feud with his mother
Michael Schumacher's nephew David Schumacher has announced his engagement to fellow racing driver Vivien Keszthelyi.
Named: The athletes who face being BANNED from the Olympics with new transgender and DSD rules to block male-born competitors out of women's sport
Four years on, it seems like those who dreamed of following in Hubbard's footsteps will be blocked from doing so.
Nail-biting moment cyclist cheats death after a car skids out of control and misses him by inches
This is the nail-biting moment a cyclist narrowly avoided being directly hit by an oncoming car that skidded out of control.
Rebecca Loos, 48, brands herself 'so lucky' as she poses NAKED in garden sauna 'crafted with love' by her doctor husband... 21 years after David Beckham 'affair'
She shot to global notoriety in 2004 when she claimed to have had an affair with her then-boss David Beckham.
Rachel Reeves gives strongest sign yet she WILL break Labour's manifesto vows on tax at Budget - despite revolt by MPs and plans to splurge even more on benefits
Chancellor Rachel Reeves suggested the only way she could keep the promises not to increase income tax, national insurance or VAT was to cut investment - something she has ruled out.
Barbara Bach captured America's hearts as a Bond girl... see her now after 44 years as a Beatle's wife
Barbara Bach, 79, captured the hearts of young men across the world as a Bond girl before marrying mega-star Ringo Starr after love at first sight... see her now after 44 years of marriage.
One in 25 used cars bought this summer were electric as second-hand EV market grows
Britons snapped up 80,614 used EVs between July and September, the SMMT confirmed in its latest market report.
Sesame Street's dark side: As Netflix drops first trailer for TV reboot, the scandals show bosses would rather you forget - from banned episodes to mass complaints
After more than half a century on air, Sesame Street is being reborn for a new generation making its return to Netflix with a shiny new reboot.
Prince Harry is 'relieved' about Meghan Markle's new career move, royal expert claims
A royal expert has claimed that Prince Harry is likely 'relieved' about Meghan Markle's bold new career move - and divulged how it could affect their longstanding relationship.
Met Police motorcyclist escorting the Duchess of Edinburgh through London sped through red light at 58mph and killed grandmother, court hears
Christopher Harrison, 68, was riding his BMW motorcycle at 58mph in a motorcade for the royal when he struck 81-year-old Helen Holland in Earl's Court..
Picture This: A catwalk through every Jean Paul Gaultier collection
Megan Conlon reviews this beautifully illustrated new book which traces the radical history and industry defining designs of Jean Paul Gautier.
Rapper Aitch and YouTube sensation AngryGinge are the latest contestants to land at Brisbane Airport ahead of this year's I'm A Celebrity
Manchester rapper, Aitch and AngryGinge have touched down in Brisbane Airport ahead of this year's I'm A Celebrity which will air on Sunday.
The truck Jeremy Clarkson couldn't kill returns as an EV: Toyota unveils electric version of its 'indestructible' vehicle
Famous for surviving an extreme destruction test at the hands of Top Gear some 20 years ago, a ninth-generation example with electric power has been revealed.
Donald Trump seeks $1 billion in damages in legal threat to BBC
RECAP: All the latest fallout from the BBC as director-general Tim Davie and chief executive of BBC News Deborah Turness both resign amid a series of crises at the corporation.
Lily Allen's REAL love rival 'Madeline' pokes fun at her affair with popstar's ex-husband David Harbour as she celebrates her birthday
The real 'Madeline' - the woman at the heart of Lily Allen's brutal break-up album West End girl, has poked fun at her affair with the singer's ex David Harbour on Instagram.
Major tourist train in Wales blasted for being 'leaky' and having 'wet seats'
Eryri National Park in North Wales is home to the country's highest mountain, Yr Wyddfa, also known as Mount Snowdon, seeing more than 100,000 visitors per month in summer.
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