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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Privacy is surveillance

Acquisition gives open source CSS framework 'a stable long-term home'

Human operator: don't touch CIS orgs. AI agents: look a squirrel!

New report points finger at OpenAI bots that hijacked a German wiki for improper use of an additional 20 websites, and 14 fetching services

Gartner reckons nearly a third of displaced employees may be rehired by 2029 – at a premium

Can help you pick the perfect spot for your future evil lair, or boffins make discoveries about Earth's satellite

Existing customers can carry on for now, but Microsoft offers no like-for-like successor

Tracxn credits one AI infrastructure outfit with $3.7B of sector's $5.7B haul

Have I Been Pwned logs leaked records spanning patients, staff, and providers

AI infrastructure startup joins Qualcomm, Arm, Marvell, Amazon, Fujitsu, and MediaTek as NVLink true believers

Government orders independent review as carriers demand boss's resignation

Attackers exploit legitimate mailing channels to demand crypto wallet backups

Error 1016 kept the chatbot quiet for 100 minutes while a separate resilience drill swallowed suggestion pills

'Realigned' project plan aims to move existing landscape to new platform to 'achieve faster progress'

Most organizations say tech independence is unrealistic – and one in ten can't replace a critical provider at all

Toothless security

Puts a whole new spin on ‘Cheap as chips’

Ironically, this idea lands as Salesforce is struggling to sell its own AI

Says license was never about moving VMs

Claude's Felony Bench rap sheet is now as long as OpenAI's