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Aiven hopes to do for LLMs what it does for databases

Keeping secrets is difficult in an open world, but we've done it before and must do it again

Techies tiptoed around server to keep it working as company sank

Advertises for someone to ‘own cost-effective alternative virtualisation platform’

PLUS: Regional internet registry reform nears; Trustworthy-sounding domains attract scammers

PLUS: AI datacenter bubble wobbles in Australia; E-commerce app suggests it can detect diseases; India’s top telco to IPO amid investor frenzy; and more!

Minister insists responsibilities are clear as construction, telecoms, and energy fall under separate departments

Intergalactic Space Warrior, or a bin in orbit?

Designed to carry out 100,000 steps without human approval

Debian 13-based refresh runs comfortably on veteran ThinkPads, without making installation a hobby

We've totally got things under control

Bad things (and software bugs?) come in threes

Monitoring was only partial and was easily bypassed

Ask LLMs for their most controversial take on humanity, and it turns out they have little nice to say about us, as one AI experiment found

Stop burning $165K on AI rewrites; Jac is meant to "gobble up" your polyglot stack

No new accounts from now, and the end will come in December

Interesting new project from the minds behind SparkyLinux

$99 replacement opens old .pub files on Windows and macOS, without a subscription

Watchdog also warns retiring Falcon and Dragon could leave US access to orbit short of a backup

Kernel maintainers stop asking who used AI, as long as the code is good