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A script that shouldn't have worked, on a project that never ended, for a company that hardly cared

He’s not thrilled, but won’t let it delay the release of version 7.2

PLUS: Hiveminds are emerging to hack the planet, and open-weight models are the new new red scare

PLUS: Infosys to wear Crocs for a decade; Fujifilm may quit printers; 2GW datacenter debuts in western China; and more!

Starlink and 5G home internet are helping close the digital divide, but they're far from perfect. Glue them together, and you can get awfully close.

Gen Xers who feel triggered by this should remember to unplug the network cable and call the cops

Researchers scour social media to measure developer concerns about AI coding tools

Before and after shots of Elon's ejecta snapped by Danuri

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love dangerous AI

Calling all defenders

Agent Plugins 1.0 defines a write-once-run-anywhere container for passing tools and skills across different agent platforms

What, you didn't think the top gangs were busy watching agents escape their sandboxes too, did you?

MAST Upgrade installation hit highest pressure ever achieved without the super-hot plasma destabilizing

Attackers turned admin access into a route downstream, while N-able tells N-central customers to patch – again

Cancer diagnostics breach spills personal and health info as extortion crew says healthcare giant ‘should’ve paid the ransom’

Timer interrupts reopen branch predictor poisoning window, with a working Zen 2 exploit to prove it

Investigation into whether staff improperly accessed Minnie Merriman’s file after she was named for the first time this week

Website support widget lasted 18 months before Redmond ended the conversation

Intruder gained access to engineering files and potentially export-controlled technical data

Unlimited Technology Systems says names, Social Security numbers, diagnoses, and insurance details may have been swiped