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Michael R. is back with receipts. "I have been going to Tayyabs for >20 years. In the past they only accepted cash tips. Good to see they are testing a new way now."
An anonymous murmers of Outlook 365: "I appreciate being explicit about the timezone for the appointments, but I am wondering how those \" got there. (And the calender in german should start on Monday not Sunday)"
"Only my friends call me {0}," complains Alejandro D. "But wait! I haven't logged in yet, how does DHL know my name?"
"Prices per square foot are through the roof," puns Mr. TA "In fact, I'm guessing 298 sq ft is the area of the kitchen cabinets alone." The price isn't so bad, it's the condo fees that will kill you.
TheRealSteveJudge writes "Have a look at the cheapest ticket price which is available for a ride of 45 km from Duisburg to Xanten -- Günstiger Ticketpreis in German. That's really affordable!" If you've just purchased a 298 ft^2 condo at the Ritz.