QUENTIN LETTS: Starmer's lurching from boob to mishap - but the minute there's a crisis he locks himself in the loo. After claiming to be as pure as a teetotal missionary, the Man With All The Wrong Answers is about to get his comeuppance...
These are bumpy days for Lords of the Bedchamber. They, in history, were a king's most intimate courtiers, their fortunes closely allied to those of the monarch they served.
Location, Location... Investigation! Kirstie Allsopp's property developer partner reported to council safety bosses after complaints were made about builders renovating their new pub
Council officials ordered immediate action after images showed workmen leaving open metal trap doors on the pavement while dumping building debris outside the property in North Kensington.
There's no way back for me on Strictly, heartbroken Giovanni tells KATIE HIND, as he opens up on his romance with an older woman, and reveals his sweet message to British fans...
For so long, his smile was replaced by a furrowed brow. Now, Giovanni Pernice's famous beam is back. At last, as the Strictly star reveals to me in this exclusive interview, his life is back on the up.
Times when you're most likely to die in a car crash revealed (and it's NOT the evening rush hour)
Home Office statistics show 7.4 per cent of fatal accidents occur in one 60-minute window. Car insurers have also detected the same trend.
'Diana walked amongst landmines': Meghan Markle and Prince Harry 'don't know what "change the world" means', Vanity Fair article claims
A damning profile in Vanity Fair heard from those who have worked with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, including people who were involved in media projects such as Meghan's cancelled Spotify podcast.
I dropped out of school at 16 after being bullied - teachers said I was crazy but 10 years later I'm a millionaire
Liv Conlon, 26, originally from Glasgow, left school at 16, but has gone on to set up two successful businesses and become a millionaire.
Conor was happy and healthy until he lined up for his Covid vaccines. Now he can't work, spends most of his time at home... and will never forget a doctor's five-word response to his ordeal
A young man claims he was so driven to despair by debilitating heart issues he suffered after having the Covid vaccines that he almost took his own life.
Dancing on Ice's Michaela Strachan's horror health ordeals including nasty diagnosis after eating animal poo, worms under her skin and cancer battle
The presenter, 58, made her name fronting
children's television shows including Wide Awake Club and Wacaday before turning to wildlife programmes including Springwatch.
Netflix fans rave over award-winning gangland thriller that 'pulls no punches' with perfect 100% Rotten Tomatoes score and hailed as 'better than Black Doves'
Netflix fans have raved over an award-winning gangland thriller that 'pulls no punches' with perfect 100% Rotten Tomatoes score.
TikTok Influencers from across the world react to US ban as app 'goes dark' for its 170million American users
The Chinese-based video app has officially shut down its services for 170 million American TikTokers after the Supreme Court allowed the ban in a shock ruling on Friday.
Attorney General faces conflict of interest claims over Diego Garcia asylum seekers he represented getting 'one-off' deal to come to the UK
Lord Hermer represented a group of Sri Lankan asylum seekers in an unsuccessful action against the British government in 2023.
Novak Djokovic is booed by fans for surprising post-match act as he reaches the Australian Open quarter-finals for the 15th time in his career
ED CARRUTHERS IN MELBOURNE: During the tournament players will normally stay on the court to conduct a post-match interview with broadcasters and reflect on the match.
Prince William's Duchy of Cornwall is being paid £1.5m a year from HMP Dartmoor which closed last year and 'may never reopen' after radioactive gas was detected
HMP Dartmoor, which is owned by the Duchy of Cornwall, is leased to the Ministry of Justice for £1.5 million annually - and will be for the next 24 years.
The biggest search of human bones since 9/11 uncovers more victims of notorious serial killer
Almost 30 years after authorities found Herb Baumeister's graveyard, a team led by Hamilton County Coroner Jeff Jellison is sifting through 10,000 human remains to identify more victims.
King Charles and beaming Queen Camilla attend Sunday service at Crathie Kirk - amid claim Prince Harry 'had genuine hope' the Royal Family would get in touch despite his tell-all book
Travelling in their Audi, Charles, 76, and Camilla, 77, looked relaxed as they made their way through the roads close to their Scottish estate.
An inside look at Trump's bigger and better inauguration: From a garbage truck parade to the YMCA
Rappers, tech titans, country music sensations, The Village People and a very famous garbage truck are set to make Donald Trump 's second inauguration bigger and better than ever before.
Anne-Marie Duff discusses her brother Eddie's devastating early onset dementia diagnosis in his 40s - and admits he didn't believe he wouldn't recover from the degenerative condition
The Shameless star's sibling, now 56, was diagnosed with the incurable condition nine years ago while in his 40s - although she believes symptoms began as far back as 14 years ago.
I book holidays for the super-rich... and you won't believe how demanding they are. Here's my guide to their favourite destinations (and the three places the posh jet set ALWAYS avoid)
Imagine if money was completely off the table when planning your next holiday. For some such decadent whims are a reality - so welcome to the jet-set world of super-rich travel.
Paul Danan's pals raise money for his nine-year-old son DeNiro as Hollyoaks co-stars donate and pay tribute to 'warm, kind and funny' actor after his tragic death
The former Hollyoaks actor is believed to have slipped and fallen at the luxury apartment near Bristol where he was staying on January 15.
Holly Willoughby's producer husband triumphs in Saturday night ratings battle as his BBC shows Gladiators and Michael McIntyre beat ITV rivals with collective 8 MILLION viewers
While The Masked Singer, hosted by Joel Dommett, peaked with 4.1million viewers, Baldwin's Michael McIntyre's Big Show got 4.8 million.
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