'Signal 13' cop killer Matthew James Ruth donned camo and binoculars to stalk ex-girlfriend then slaughtered her helpless Labrador before murdering three officers
Alison Hammond shows off her incredible 11 stone weight-loss after glamorous makeover
Word to the wise: Don't tell your IT manager they're not in Excel
On Call Welcome to another installment of On Call, The Register's Friday frolic through your tales of delightful tech support encounters.…
Somalian migrant living in Epping hotel thanks Keir Starmer 'from the bottom of my heart' after winning right to stay in the UK
Traveller community shares video of British family finding 'three migrant stowaways' hidden in their trailer while parked up in Calais
Firefighters rescue parrot after becoming 'stuck in a tree' in Witham
Humiliating reason HSTikkyTokky will be arrested if he ever returns to UK: The controversial finfluencer claims he's making £56,000 a day. Now we expose him as a fraud, reveal arrest warrant and the debts he's DESPERATE to keep hidden
This Microsoft Entra ID Vulnerability Could Have Been Catastrophic
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Microsoft boasts about humongous datacenter on abandoned Foxconn site in Wisconsin
Microsoft's CEO has claimed the operating system-slinger is building the "world's largest datacenter."…
Brits shopping for clothes during sunny August boosts retailers after grim Spring
Huge industrial building set to create 2,000 jobs given green light by council
Firefighters rescue parrot stuck up tree in Witham after failing first flight
'Local people are suffering' as Gallows Corner works delayed
Police hit back at 'inaccurate' claims that homeless man entered Waltham Abbey school
I'm worried I'll be a burden to my children if I need care in my old age... but also want to help them onto the property ladder
Error'd: You Talkin' to Me?
The Beast In Black is back with a simple but silly factual error on the part of the gateway to all (most) human knowledge.
B.J.H. "The old saying is "if you don't like the weather wait five minutes". Weather.com found a time saver." The trick here is to notice that the "now" temperature is not the same as the headline temperature, also presumably now.
"That's some funny math you got there. Be a shame if it was right," says Jason . "The S3 bucket has 10 files in it. Picking any two (or more) causes the Download button to go disabled with this message when moused over. All I could think of is that this S3 bucket must be in the same universe as https://thedailywtf.com/articles/free-birds " Alas, we are all in the same universe as https://thedailywtf.com/articles/free-birds .
"For others, the markets go up and down, but me, I get real dividends!" gloats my new best friend Mr. TA .
David B. is waiting patiently. "Somewhere in the USPS a package awaits delivery. Either rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night shall prevent the carrier on their appointed rounds. When these rounds will occur are not the USPS's problem." We may not know the day, but we know the hour!
MI6 reveals 'Silent Courier' dark web portal upgrade it hopes will help it recruit new spies
The UK’s Secret Intelligence Service, aka MI6, has created a dark web portal called “Silent Courier” that it hopes would-be foreign informants will find a suitably secure means of sharing secrets.…