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Error'd: Once Is Never Enough
"Getting ready to!" anticipated richard h. but then this happened. "All I want are the CLI options to mark the stupid TOS box so I can install this using our Chef automation. "What are the options" is too much to ask, apparently. But this is Microsoft. Are stupid errors like this really that unexpected?"
Followed immediately by richard's report: "Following up my error'd submission a few minutes ago, I clicked the "Accept TOS" box, and the "Something unexpected happened" box lit up, so I clicked the button to let the unexpected do what the something wanted to do. Now I have successfully Something unexpected happened. smh Microsoft. "
An anonymous griper snickered "It's a made up word, but I just wanted to check the spelling before writing it in a slack comment as a joke referencing the show("that's a nice tnetennba"), but the first thing I saw was the AI preview with the first sentence incorrectly claiming it's "basketball" spelled backwards(which it's clearly not, backwards it would be "abnnetent" which is also not a word). " I have to differ, though. Spelled backwards it would be llabteksab.
And a different anonymous griper (I assume they're
different, but they're anonymous so who can really know?)
needed some help doing a quite trivial computation.
"On which planet?" we all wonder together.
Finally, a recurring theme from a recurring reader, B.J.H. keeps buying stuff. "This screen shot was captured the morning of 26 October. I'm not sure what bothers me more, that the package was picked up twice (once in the future), or that "Standard Transit" (when the package should be expected) is a day before the pick-up. Or maybe they just lie about the pickup to cover for not meeting the standard delivery date. "