Windows keeps obsolete strings forever to avoid breaking translations
Changing text in Microsoft Windows requires freezing string updates well before code changes stop, often leading to strange wording that persists for years.…
OBR drags in cyber bigwig after Budget leak blunder
The Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) has drafted in former National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) chief Ciaran Martin to sniff out how its Budget day forecast wandered onto the open internet before the Chancellor had even reached the dispatch box.…
Budget a 'slap in the face' to disabled people told they can't have luxury
Budget a 'slap in the face' to disabled people told they can't have luxury
'I'm lucky to still be here' - officer's relief after he was strangled in city centre
'I'm lucky to still be here' - officer's relief after he was strangled in city centre
UK digital ID plan gets a price tag at last – £1.8B
The UK government has finally put a £1.8 billion price tag on its digital ID plans – days after the minister responsible refused to name a figure.…
Met Office issues weather warning as Essex braced for heavy rain on Saturday
Met Office issues weather warning as Essex braced for heavy rain on Saturday
Pictured: the stepdad and stepson who strangled police officers in city centre
UK Digital Services Tax raises £800M from global tech giants
The UK government collected just £800 million in Digital Services Tax (DST) from companies such as Amazon, Google, Meta, eBay, and TikTok in the most recent tax year.…
Essex independent shops need you to support small businesses this Black Friday
India has satisfied its supercomputing needs, but not its ambitions
Feature In the decade since India launched its National Supercomputing Mission (NSM), the nation has commissioned 37 machines with a combined power of 39 petaFLOPS, with another 35-petaFLOPS hybrid due to come online later this year. But while plenty of those machines use locally developed technology, India is yet to deliver on its ambition to become a leader or major semiconductor player.…
Digital Realty, Equinix battle for €4.5B atNorth acquisition
Digital Realty and a consortium including Equinix are competing to acquire atNorth, a Scandinavian datacenter operator, according to reports.…
A12 traffic delays due to lane closure as police aid driver of broken down van
Cabling survived dungeons and fish factories, until a lazy user took the network down
On Call Welcome once again to On Call, The Register's weekly reader-contributed column in which we share your stories of delivering excellent tech support amid your colleagues' ambivalence, anger, and unjust admonitions.…
Error'd: On the Dark Side
...matter of fact, it's all dark.
Gitter Hubber checks in on the holidays: "This is the spirit of the Black Friday on GitHub. That's because I'm using dark mode. Otherwise, it would have a different name… You know what? Let's just call it Error Friday!"
"Best get typing!" self-admonishes.
Jason G.
Suffering a surfeit of snark, he proposes
"Not sure my battery will last long enough.
Finally, quantum resistant security.
I can't remember my number after the 5000th digit.
" Any of those will do just fine.
Don't count Calle L. out. "This is for a calorie tracking app, on Thanksgiving. Offer was so delicious it wasn't even a number any more! Sadly it did not slim the price down more than expected."
"Snow and rain and rain and snow!" exclaims Paul N. "Weather so astounding, they just had to trigger three separate notifications at the same time."
It's not a holiday for everyone though, is it? Certainly not for Michael R. , who is back with a customer service complaint about custom deliveries. "I am unlucky with my deliveries. This time it's DPD. "
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Essex man caught drink driving twice banned from roads for two years
Soup king Campbell’s parts ways with IT VP after ‘3D-printed chicken’ remarks
Food company Campbell’s, best known for its soups and the iconic cans they come in, has parted ways with a vice president for IT after another member of the company’s tech team recorded him criticizing the company’s products.…
Korean web giant Naver acquired crypto exchange Upbit, which reported a $30m heist a day later
South Korean web giant Naver has had an interesting week, after it acquired a cryptocurrency exchange that the next day revealed it had suffered a serious cyberattack.…