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Chocolate Factory LLMs join Big Red's Fusion automation party

High-bandwidth flash promises SSD-like capacities with HBM-like speeds, but it's not all unicorns and rainbows

ShieldFont is available today if you've got copy that needs protecting

A lesson for aspiring vandals: Take out all the cameras, not just the ones that flout your ideals

Polling suggests patience with handsets in the classroom is running shorter than a teenager's battery life

PARTNER CONTENT: Databricks survey data suggests certified professionals lift partner delivery capacity, customer credibility, and AI readiness well beyond the individuals who earn the credential

Tech giant counts record piles of cash while buyers face years of elevated prices

Researchers say Sapphire Sleet socially engineered maintainers before publishing malicious updates through trusted accounts

New button beside the ribbon promises consistency – and more questions for admins

FTC says Meta and Snap received sensitive patient information while customers faced unexpected prescription charges

Support for the MySQL build ends in September as the company develops separate premium replication technology

Opening a booby-trapped message unleashes a browser implant that can survive password changes and device rebuilds

Survey finds more workloads run off-site than at in-house corporate facilities for the first time

Netscape still ruled the browser market, but Microsoft had Windows 95, WorldNet, and a very valuable foothold

Install now or remind me later? Neither belongs in the House of Fun

Schools often don't prioritize or understand cybersecurity

If your AI goes rogue, better have a good lawyer

Yes, this is mostly about VMware migrations

Posisbly cracked mud, therefore more evidence Red Planet was once less horrible

But AI has come along just in time to cover being dumped by Apple