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How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

1 month 1 week ago
Techie demoed the effect in about 3 seconds, as On Call again tries to break tech-support world records

On Call  The working week sometimes speeds by, sometimes crawls, and often ends with a crash. Each Friday, we try to avert the latter by delivering a new edition of On Call, The Register's reader-contributed tales of handling ridiculous, ribald, and remarkable tech support requests.…

Simon Sharwood

For flux sake: CISA, annexable allies warn of hot DNS threat

1 month 1 week ago
Shape shifting technique described as menace to national security

The US govt's Cybersecurity Infrastructure Agency, aka CISA, on Thursday urged organizations, internet service providers, and security firms to strengthen defenses against so-called fast flux attacks.…

Thomas Claburn

Why is someone mass-scanning Juniper and Palo Alto Networks products?

1 month 1 week ago
Espionage? Botnets? Trying to exploit a zero-day?

Updated  Someone or something is probing devices made by Juniper Networks and Palo Alto Networks, and researchers think it could be evidence of espionage attempts, attempts to build a botnet, or an effort to exploit zero-day vulnerabilities.…

Jessica Lyons

EU: These are scary times – let's backdoor encryption!

1 month 1 week ago
ProtectEU plan wants to have its cake and eat it too

The EU has shared its plans to ostensibly keep the continent's denizens secure – and among the pages of bureaucratese are a few worrying sections that indicate the political union wants to backdoor encryption by 2026, or even sooner.…

Iain Thomson

Mediatek wants to make Chromebooks more like Copilot+ PCs

1 month 1 week ago
Arm-based silicon to help Google hardware muscle in on territory of Microsoft's own Arm-based PCs

MediaTek is bringing out a new chip for Chromebooks that blurs the boundary with Copilot+ PCs, sporting an 8-core CPU cluster and a neural processing unit (NPU) rated at 50 TOPS.

Dan Robinson

Heterogeneous stacks, ransomware, and ITaaS: A DR nightmare

1 month 1 week ago
Recovery's never been harder in today's tangled, outsourced infrastructure

Comment  Disaster recovery is getting tougher as IT estates sprawl across on-prem gear, public cloud, SaaS, and third-party ITaaS providers. And it's not floods or fires causing most outages anymore - ransomware now leads the pack, taking down systems faster than any natural disaster.…

Chris Mellor

UK government told to get a grip on £23B tech spend

1 month 1 week ago
Former official also points to processes driving up the cost of IT investment

The UK government does not have a clear picture of what it is spending on digital technology, and its approach to buying associated services and products drives up the cost of investment, MPs have heard.…

Lindsay Clark

Oracle's masterclass in breach comms: Deny, deflect, repeat

1 month 1 week ago
Fallout shows how what you say must be central to disaster planning

Opinion  Oracle is being accused of poor incident comms as it reels from two reported data security mishaps over the past fortnight, amid a reluctance to publicly acknowledge all of the events as well as allegedly deleting evidence from the web.…

Connor Jones

On the issue of AI copyright, Blair Institute favors tech bros over Cool Britannia

1 month 1 week ago
Think tank report backs data mining for machine learning, leaving artists and rights holders behind

Opinion  Former UK prime minister Tony Blair became famous for standing shoulder to shoulder with allies, even though the fallout from the Iraq war forever sullied his reputation. Nonetheless, the institute that bears his name makes it clear who it stands with when it comes to using copyrighted material to fuel the expansion of machine learning into every human domain.…

Lindsay Clark
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