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In a word, 'Huh?'

After years of insisting end-to-end encryption was the future of online comms, Zuckcorp has handed itself full visibility into user chats once again

A few hundred lines of Yabasic recreate just enough to keep modal editing muscle memory alive

Home Office finds 80% of code cannot be reused, balks at £26M in extra costs

Ryan Cohen briefly banned after bootstrapping cash ostensibly to buy the auction site

ShinyHunters takes the credit and gives developer an F for security

Social media biz says watchdog's fine formula is 'disproportionate' and should stop counting global revenue

No sparks, no glory

Movie-inspired set ticks the clever Technic box, but at a price

Spikes deter pigeons, but Microsoft still managed to foul the screen

It's amazing what happens when you plug everything in

Around 20 percent of staff get an ‘In one hour, you might not work here anymore’ email

Extra aircon found to cool overheating datacenter as users complain their resources are... nowhere

NetAdmins can stay in the loop while they learn to trust AI to tackle some scutwork

Yet it remains unclear if Anthropic's uber model was effective, or if better model middleware is what makes the difference

The tool is meant to take the place of 80% of the work that requires ServiceNow dev teams

Matthew Isaac Knoot and Erick Ntekereze Prince will each do 18 months for hosting laptops used by North Korean IT workers to remotely infiltrate US companies

Security biz Adversa AI argues users of AI tools need clearer warnings

Happy World Password Day! Maybe it's finally time to kill this holiday in favor of World No-More-Passwords Day?

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