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Techie fixed a ‘brown monitor’ by closing a door for a doctor

1 month 2 weeks ago
After three service calls, user reflected on their utter stupidity

On Call  As the door closes on another working week, The Register brings you another edition of On Call, our reader-contributed column that recounts your amazing stories from the frontlines of tech support.…

Simon Sharwood

Chip designers latest casualties in US-China trade war

1 month 2 weeks ago
Cadence Systems, Synopsys, and Siemens among those subject to export licenses targeting Middle Kingdom

In the latest assault on China's burgeoning semiconductor industry, the Trump administration has erected new curbs on the sale of chip design software in the region.…

Tobias Mann

Microsoft's May Patch Tuesday update fails on some Windows 11 VMs

1 month 2 weeks ago
'The operating system couldn't be loaded' is never a great message

Microsoft's latest Patch Tuesday update is failing to install on some Windows 11 machines, mostly virtual ones, and dumping them into recovery mode with a boot error. Its only recommendation to avoid the problem for now is to dodge the update.…

Iain Thomson

8,000+ Asus routers popped in 'advanced' mystery botnet plot

1 month 2 weeks ago
No formal attribution made but two separate probes hint at the same suspect

Thousands of Asus routers are currently ensnared by a new botnet that is trying to disable Trend Micro security features before exploiting vulnerabilities for backdoor access.…

Connor Jones

Look forward to having a Slack teammate, says Salesforce's Benioff

1 month 2 weeks ago
No, that's not someone on your team who doesn't pull their weight

Salesforce is promising every Slack user a "digital teammate" to help with tasks such as providing summaries of channels and taking notes from meetings. And responding to office banter on the user's behalf, The Register can only assume.…

Lindsay Clark

US to deny visas to foreign officials it says 'censor' social media

1 month 2 weeks ago
Against backdrop of EU rules on spread of misinfo plus UK probing role of online hate in far right riots

The US government says it'll refuse visas to foreign officials judged to have censored social media posts of American citizens - a move aimed at countries trying to stem the flow of online misinformation.…

Dan Robinson

Sardina throws bait toward SUSE Enterprise Storage users

1 month 2 weeks ago
Wiggles tiny price for FishOS Ceph-based wares as deprecation of Ceph continues

Updated  Sardina hopes to entice anyone still using SUSE Enterprise Storage (SES) over to FishOS instead with a price-based hook: a license fee of €1 per core, regardless of storage volume.…

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