SNL tears into Kristi Noem's husband and his crooked 'puppies' with brutal sketch after Daily Mail exposed fetish secrets
During this week's Weekend Update segment, cast member Sarah Sherman posed as Bryon Noem in recently exposed images of him posing in pink biker shorts sporting faux breasts.
Good Hair Days ahead for GHD as lustrous locks defy downturn
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I need to pay £350,000 to my solicitor to buy a house but my bank won't let me transfer more than £25,000 a day: How do I do it?
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Angelina Jolie's daughter Shiloh, 19, landed K-pop video role without 'nepo baby' label as producer claims he had 'no idea' who she was
On Thursday the 19-year-old dancer, who Jolie, 50, shares with ex-husband Brad Pitt, made a cameo in a teaser for the song What's A Girl To Do, out April 7.
We're saving £200 a month in a Junior Isa for our children
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Apple's First 50 Years Celebrated - Including How Steve Jobs Finally Accepted an 'Open' App Store
Apple's 50th anniversary got celebrated in weird and wild ways. CEO Tim Cook posted a special 30-second video rewinding backwards through the years of Apple's products until it reaches the Apple I. Podcaster Lex Fridman noticed if you play the sound in reverse, "It's the Think Different ad music, pitched up." TechRadar played seven 50-year-old Apple I games on an emulator, including Star Trek, Blackjack, Lunar Lander, and of course, Conway's Game of Life.
And Macworld ranked Apple's 50 most influential people. (Their top five?)
5. Tony Fadell (iPhone co-creator/"father of the iPod")
4. Sir Jony Ive
3. Steve Wozniak
2. Tim Cook
1. Steve Jobs
One of the most thoughtful celebraters was David Pogue, who's spent 42 years of writing about Apple (starting as a MacWorld columnist and the author of Mac for Dummies, one of the first "...For Dummies" books ever published in the early 1990s.) Now 63 years old, Pogue spent the last two years working on a 608-page hardcover book titled Apple: The First 50 Years. But on his Substack Pogue, contemplated his own history with the company — including several interactions with Steve Jobs. Pogue remembers how Jobs "hated open systems. He wanted to make self-contained, beautiful machines. He didn't want them polluted by modifications."
The tech blog Daring Fireball notes that Pogue actually interviewed Scott Forstall (who'd led the iPhone's software development team) for his new book, "and got this story, about just how far Steve Jobs thought Apple could go to expand the iPhone's software library while not opening it to third-party developers."
"I want you to make a list of every app any customer would ever want to use," he told Forstall. "And then the two of us will prioritize that list. And then I'm going to write you a blank check, and you are going to build the largest development team in the history of the world, to build as many apps as you can as quickly as possible." Forstall, dubious, began composing a list. But on the side, he instructed his engineers to build the security foundations of an app store into the iPhone's software-"against Steve's knowledge and wishes," Forstall says. [...]
Two weeks after the iPhone's release, someone figured out how to "jailbreak" the iPhone: to hack it so that they could install custom apps. Jobs burst into Forstall's office. "You have to shut this down!" But Forstall didn't see the harm of developers spending their efforts making the iPhone better. "If they add something malicious, we'll ship an update tomorrow to protect against that. But if all they're doing is adding apps that are useful, there's no reason to break that." Jobs, troubled, reluctantly agreed.
Week by week, more cool apps arrived, available only to jailbroken phones. One day in October, Jobs read an article about some of the coolest ones. "You know what?" he said. "We should build an app store."
Forstall, delighted, revealed his secret plan. He had followed in the footsteps of Burrell Smith (the Mac's memory-expansion circuit) and Bob Belleville (the Sony floppy-drive deal): He'd disobeyed Jobs and wound up saving the project.
In fact, the book "includes new interviews with 150 key people who made the journey, including Steve Wozniak, John Sculley, Jony Ive, and many current designers, engineers, and executives" (according to its description on Amazon). Pogue's book even revisits the story of Steve Jobs proving an iPod prototype could be smaller by tossing it into an aquarium, shouting "If there's air bubbles in there, there's still room. Make it smaller!" But Pogue's book "added that there's a caveat to this compelling bit of Apple lore," reports NPR.
"It never actually happened. It's just one more Apple myth."
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Suspended Labour MP claims No10 behind smears about his mental health after he challenged Starmer on jury reforms
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Katherine Ryan reveals she brought her eight week old baby to her facelift appointment as she gives update on cosmetic tweakments
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Busted's James Bourne says 'major surgery' aims to 'extend my life' in health update
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Busted's James Bourne says 'major surgery' aims to 'extend my life' in health update
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Crew on $4.1bn Artemis II mission thwarted by embarrassing Outlook error: 'Microsoft's not content with being the worst email service on Earth'
Commander Reid Wiseman was having the issues on his personal computing device, which refers to a specialized tablet that astronauts rely on to access emails and mission data.
Kylie Jenner nearly spills out of white bikini top before posing with all four of her sisters in rare snap
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Essex school to expand with new space for children with special needs
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Trump issues bloodcurdling MISSPELLED threat to Iran as deadline to reopen Strait of Hormuz approaches
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Secrets of Coleen Rooney's 40th birthday party and the 'Wagatha Christie' ways she avoided leaks... with guests kept in the dark until the last minute
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Coachella's WORST dressed celebrities ever... from Megan Fox to Barry Keoghan
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Fifi Geldof 'splits from husband Andrew Robertson and finds love with fellow nepo baby Jon Paul Phillips' as family prepare to mark 12th anniversary of sister Peaches' death
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Victoria Beckham looks effortlessly chic in a white suit as she walks hand in hand with husband David to ribbon-cutting ceremony at his Inter Miami team's new Freedom Park Stadium
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Lionel Messi makes history as David Beckham celebrates opening of Inter Miami's brand new $1 BILLION stadium
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