ANNABEL FENWICK ELLIOTT: Ghastly truth about people who work out at David Lloyd - and it isn't just the incessant 'romping in the showers'...
Ghastly. Awkward. Inconvenient. That's how I'd find the experience of being hit on at the gym.
And yet, it's apparently where everyone is getting their fun these days.
Pub landlord who invested £1,000 in BrewDog blasts founders who profited early while 'equity punk' investors were left with nothing
Alan Wilcockson, 63, shelled out for 25 shares in the brewer's last round of 'Equity for Punks' (EfP) funding in 2020, hoping it would prove to be a solid investment.
The £250BILLION stock market rout: Pensions and savings hammered as threat of 'full-scale economic war' sends shares tumbling
More than £80billion was wiped off the value of the London stock market today - taking losses since the start of the war on Iran to £250billion.
'Cat crazy' pensioner threatened with £2,500 fine for feeding 30 feral felines on an industrial estate - as business owners complain workers can't do their jobs and try to spray the moggies with bleach
For Colette Boler, the former owner of Milly's Cafe in Thurnscoe, near Barnsley, the once 30-strong group of feral felines started to feel like family.
Pete Hegseth explodes at 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' as he claims Iran war is an overwhelming success
Hegseth's briefing comes just hours after Trump ripped Israel for its unilateral action in strikes on an Iranian gas field which sparked a ferocious retaliation against America's Arab allies.
Performing arts teacher, 47, in court after being charged with string of sexual offences against young girls
Philip Hawkins, 47, denies eleven offences, including seven counts of sexual activity with girls aged between 13 and 17 by abusing his adult position of trust.
Migrant with paranoid schizophrenia who has committed crimes in Britain wins asylum case to stay in the UK - because judge rules he will be 'a danger to society' if he is deported without support of his parents
Sumit Rai built up a substantial criminal record since arriving in Britain in 2005, including a 16-month jail sentence for harassment.
Mercedes' new limo is a VAN: Plush electric VLE has a 430-mile range, business class seats and a huge TV in the back
Unveiling its latest model this month, bosses say it will 'redefine the grand limousine' by switching from its traditional saloons to an all-new van-based platform.
No luck on Tinder? Scientists reveal why should REMOVE your best qualities from your dating profile - and opt for a story instead
If you've been struggling to find a match on dating apps, scientists have now pinpointed where you might be going wrong.
Do YOU have middle class garden regret? The accessories that cost the most and never get used - from £4,000 fire pits to outdoor saunas
From statement fire pits to water features and pizza ovens, an interior designer has revealed the extravagances that most people eventually come to loathe.
We are ready to act: Andrew Bailey warns of higher interest rates to combat inflation with hike in April on the cards
The Bank of England has warned it may have to put up interest rates as it sounded the alarm over Donald Trump's Middle East war driving up inflation and unemployment.
Alarming rise in three deadly cancers worries experts - as rates for other types fall: 'It's set to get worse'
A growing and ageing population, combined with mounting pressure on the NHS, is thought to be contributing to the rise, making it harder to sustain progress across all cancers.
Bank of England HOLDS interest rates at 3.75% as borrowers brace for three rate HIKES this year
The Bank of England left interest rates unchanged today as war in the Middle East fuelled fears of an energy price inflation shock.
US couple tracked down 'beautiful' screensaver image to the Lake District after becoming obsessed with it
Deidre Wood and Stephen Shaw, from California, jetted over to the UK to try and see their favourite Amazon Fire Stick screensaver for themselves.
Louis Tomlinson reveals the 'corny' One Direction song he disliked performing after toxic rift between stars of the band was revealed
Comparing the song's lyrics to that of a 'Disney movie', Louis noted at the time it wasn't 'cool' to be a member of a boyband.
NHS dietician who claimed drinking lime water was better at treating cancer than chemotherapy and patients should chew a mouthful of food 32 times is suspended
Aparna Srivastava raised eyebrows for her baffling medical advice and even told one patient to eat a particular type of cookie from Lidl.
Sean Hughes' family speak out after comedian's £4million estate goes to charity nearly decade after his death
The former Never Mind The Buzzcocks panellist, who died aged 51 in 2017, has had his portfolio of property assets passed to the housing organisation Shelter.
Alton Towers has 'most disastrous opening week since 1980' - as thrillseekers complain of closed rides and 'chaotic' queues
Despite opening for the season over the weekend, the theme park has been met with sharp criticism from deflated visitors who cite long queues, 'chaotic' openings and ride closures as major issues.
Brits face THREE Interest rates hikes by Christmas as BoE fights to contain Iran war 'Trumpflation'
Markets have taken fright after Iran struck a massive Qatar gas field in response to an Israeli attack - sending oil and gas prices spiking.
Pensioner evicted from her £420,000 bungalow after losing court battle with neighbour over 12inch strip of land discovers she still has to pay £163 a month council tax on it
Jenny Field lost her three-bedroom detached property in a smart cul-de-sac in Hamworthy, Poole, Dorset, after she failed to pay neighbour Pauline Clark's £113,000 legal bill.
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