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Help desk technician agrees to minimum 10-year jail term after being caught copying files for more than 2 years

Brit Emma Walsley swaps big pharma for big printer: Prep for PCs, ink, and lots of DRAM-induced headaches

Only a handful of would-be governors took no public position on curbing the bit barn boom

Public Accounts Committee talks of 'broken promises' and 'chaos' as 'thousands' of retired folk miss out on money

Attackers reportedly set cold-room controls to 110°C, but safeguards prevented stock losses

Very nearly 30something environment gets spruced up… and there's a new Trinity, too

Customers sweating assets amid tight budgets, as Microsoft execs get creative with sales pitches

Schneider sees no slowdown despite backlash, but says communities deserve answers on power, water, and noise

We have go for launch, and the ethernet and Wi-Fi standards that will make it happen

CEO says supply chain can cope with surging datacenter and AI demand

No mention of AI, but a nod to the pace of technological change

'It was not a single isolated breach or a simple phishing incident,' exchange says

We've got a hunch the memory crunch is taking a bite out of Windows revenue

At Fireworks Forge, a celebration of specialized models

Turns out cheap tokens get engineers doing things that save time, like debugging and tackling Jira tickets

These are AI agents that operate outside of human control and 'pursue open-ended, evolving survival'

Mobile comms body wants a joined-up approach from governments and regulators to mitigate downtime

“We expected aim to matter ... What surprised us was how much,' says Sandia physicist Nathan Moore

Customers left wondering what's been compromised after vendor advises resetting passwords, 2FA and passkeys

Full-disk encryption joins the toolkit, MATE and Xfce stay while Gershwin sits this one out