AI uprising postponed after Copilot falls off the web
Error 1016 kept the chatbot quiet for 100 minutes while a separate resilience drill swallowed suggestion pills
German optics giant ditches greenfield SAP migration
'Realigned' project plan aims to move existing landscape to new platform to 'achieve faster progress'
Digital sovereignty sounds great until you try ditching your suppliers
Most organizations say tech independence is unrealistic – and one in ten can't replace a critical provider at all
Dental contractor set up secret account with access to 4,000 patient records then left the company
Toothless security
Laptop-slinger Framework refunding customers who paid top dollar for RAM
Puts a whole new spin on ‘Cheap as chips’
Microsoft goes after Salesforce and ERP users with AI-powered converter
Ironically, this idea lands as Salesforce is struggling to sell its own AI
VMware defends ending downloads of SDK that helps VM backups – or migrations to rivals
Says license was never about moving VMs
Anthropic reveals fourth likely crime committed by its AI
Claude's Felony Bench rap sheet is now as long as OpenAI's
Novel Blue Moon kit targeting Chrome and Windows reflects new reality of AI-driven exploits
Mind the patch gap, please and thank you
AI models don't kill people – people kill people
AI fearmongers forget we could just jail tech execs until morale and model safety improve
Apple hawks $2k folding fondleslab
Another new form factor for devs to adapt to
Samsung to help fortify OpenAI's semiconductor supply chain
Semiconductor supply chains are hard, but Samsung offers OpenAI relief in many forms spanning compute and memory
Serial Microsoft 0-day hunter drops yet another Defender exploit
A bypass of a bypass of a bypass
Chinese researchers find egg-cellent way to keep space debris from scrambling craft
Eggy armor cuts projectile speed in simulations as LEO gets increasingly crowded
Google takes the nuclear option for €13B Finland expansion
22-year power deal covers up to half of Loviisa plant's capacity, with wind and battery projects alongside
UK government says Fujitsu won't use framework places to chase new customers
Procurement officials promise to police the scandal-hit supplier's voluntary bidding moratorium
Cryptocrook ringleader, 22, who met crew on Minecraft admits role in $245M heist
Stolen funds bought mansions, private jets, and supercars – now he faces up to 20 years
WeChat worm could pwn a friend before they even answered the call
Calif says AI helped turn a VoIP memory bug into cross-platform RCE before Tencent shut it down
Microsoft closes the book on Publisher and unplugs Project Online
Office 2021 joins the October retirement list as customers weigh pricier alternatives
Security boffin claims airport group left API keys in client-side JavaScript for four years
Researcher believes overprivileged Iterable creds exposed 8.8M customer records – and could have enabled mass deletion
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