Cassette simulator rewinds digital audio to a more analog time in hiss-tory
Is there a simulator for the wail when you realize your precious one-off bootleg has just been chewed up?
AI has changed data architecture, but storage hasn't caught up
SPONSORED FEATURE: AI's hunger for data outstrips storage smarts, leaving GPUs famished
Microsoft Defender for Endpoint leaves some Linux boxes defenseless after update
One bug disabled the security service on restart, another blocked installation on hardened RHEL systems
Tech sector pours $1T into AI and sends customers the bill
History's biggest infrastructure build-out is pushing up hardware and software prices, analyst says
British Army finds a new eye in the sky after Watchkeeper woes
Tekever AR5 drone regarded as more up-to-date answer to provide battlefield surveillance for soldiers
OpenAI's Hugging Face debacle makes a great case for open models
If you think OpenAI and Anthropic are the only ones with these capabilities, think again
Microsoft seeks Supreme Court lifeline in pre-owned license battle
£270M ValueLicensing case remains mostly paused while Redmond pursues permission to appeal
Digital sovereignty is real in Europe. The UK? Not so much
Trump's unpredictability is pushing governments and businesses toward open source while Britain remains glued to US tech
The roller coaster works, but the Six Flags kiosk has gone off the rails
Would you like an error with your terror?
FOSS smashed one Microsoft monopoly. After 20 years of failure, it's time to smash another
Word up
Google goes it alone with a new cybercrime crew taxonomy
So much for Microsoft and CrowdStrike’s plans for consistent names across the industry
Manager showed off his DOS prowess – with a command that wiped data
Never believe a suit who says they're handy with tech
SpaceX just about nails Starship test flight 13
Super Heavy booster had a super heavy landing, but other reusability tech did the trick
Foxconn drops VMware, adopts hyperconverged upstart Arcfra for workloads including AI
PLUS: New CEO for Infosys; China fines Trip.com; India demands GitHub remove Jack Dorsey's distributed social network; And more!
Trump expands voluntary pledge to keep datacenter costs off household power bills
Pinkie promise gains 200-plus new participants and precisely zero enforcement
The last Space Shuttle returned to Earth 15 years ago
So, how are those commercial replacements working out for you, NASA?
How AI drove Shopify back to clean code
Turns out, agents just want the same things as humans: easily-readable code, explicit contracts, and helpful feedback
Anti-AI open source has an enemy in common, but almost nothing else
Building bot-free alternatives may require lefties, libertarians, and culture warriors to share code
BOFH: This printer engineer knows every trick in the book
But so does this customer
Anthropic debuts Opus 5 at half the price of its Fable sibling
And as a bonus, it doesn't require data retention
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