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Error'd: Domino Theory
Cool cat Adam R. commented "I've been getting a bunch of messages from null in my WhatsApp hockey group."
Shockingly big-handed Orion S. exclaimed "When I shared this with the sender, she offered to send me an (inf) next!" Lucky Orion didn't actually receive an (expl).
Mike S. mused "I've heard of Paris, Texas, but NULL, Texas...that's a new one. (from Monster.com)" Texas is a big place, Mike. There's bound to be at least one of everything there.
Some time ago, a couple of readers let us know about
a major restaurant that had flubbed their website. We didn't run it at
that time but since we're doing nulls today, chew on this
thought: if Error'd doesn't hold the powerful multinationals
to account, what will stop all the rest of the dominos from
falling in a terrible pizza chain reaction?
Hyphenated
Lincoln K-C
reported
"No redaction needed... nully I'm not null."
and
Emily
bemoaned
"This pizza is making me feel empty inside..."
Finally on this Friday, an anonymous dig at the software we all love/hate to hate/love. "Just to be clear, I have absolutely no trust issues with the null gadget. However, I don't see the 'Approve Access' button anywhere."
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