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Plans to knock down and transform car sales building into block of flats in Southend refused
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Russia jams British satellites - as head of UK Space Command warns Putin's star wars tech is carrying out weekly attacks
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REBECCA ENGLISH: Why the reign of William V will look a lot different from everything that we've seen before...
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Dangerous counterfeit Labubu dolls discovered in Southend
Taylor Swift takes a swipe at Scooter Braun in new track about a mentor's betrayal
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Call 999 immediately if you see this missing man from Stanford-Le-Hope that police are 'worried' about
Energy drink company punished ERP graybeard for going too fast
On Call By Friday morning, techies may need a jolt of energy to get through the final day of the working week, so we deliver it in the form of a new instalment of On-Call, the weekly reader-contributed column that shares your tales of trying to deliver speedy tech support.…
Error'd: Neither Here nor There
... or maybe I should have said both here and there?
The Beast in Black has an equivocal fuel system. "Apparently, the propane level in my storage tank just went quantum, and even the act of observing the level has not collapsed the superposition of more propane and less propane. I KNEW that the Copenhagen Interpretation couldn't be objectively correct."
Darren thinks YouTube can't count, complaining "I was checking YouTube Studio to see how my videos were doing (not great was the answer), but when I put them in descending order of views it would seem that YouTube is working off a different interpretation of how number work." I'm not sure whether I agree or not.
"The News from GitLab I was waiting for :-D" reports Christian L.
"Daylight Saving does strange things to our weather," observes an anonymous ned. "The clocks go forwards tonight. The temperature drops and the wind gets interesting."
"I guess they should have used /* */. Or maybe //. Could it be --? Or would # have impounded the text?" speculated B.J.H. Ironically, B.J.'s previous attempt failed with a 500 error, which I insist is always a server bug. B.J. speculated it was because his proposed subject (<!-- You can't read this! -->) provoked a parse error."