3 weeks 1 day ago
Count Binface has claimed a victory in the Clacton by-election after securing 9,455 votes against Reform UK leader Nigel Farage.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Count Binface has claimed a victory in the Clacton by-election after securing 9,455 votes against Reform UK leader Nigel Farage.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Every summer is good for celebrity swimwear watching, but this has been a bumper year for observing the A-list on the beach … and on the yacht, at the bar, poolside.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Nicole Kidman's new cover for British Vogue has sparked a wave of online reaction, but not for the reason many might expect.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Europe's scorching summer has sent water levels plunging, disrupting cruises on the Danube and Rhine - but the Seine, Douro and Nile are among the rivers still offering holiday options.
3 weeks 1 day ago
The smartly dressed alleged shoplifter visited his clothing shop Pretty N Pinky, in Halifax, West Yorkshire, early on Wednesday 5 August, as Raja was just opening up.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Residents were forced to flee - with some told to dampen the outside of their properties first - as blazes ravaging swathes of grassland spread to homes.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Nigel Farage has made his first statement after his Clacton by-election win.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Nigel Farage has made his first statement after his Clacton by-election win.
3 weeks 1 day ago
The actor, 62, has been candid about his alcohol consumption over the years, going teetotal after his split from Angelina Jolie.
3 weeks 1 day ago
"So many zeroes! I'm in." W00H000!
Kivi S.
"found this ad in the wild. This must be a
very large jackpot, look at all those zeroes!"
![]()
"I knew it!" groused an anonymous cynic.
"Yes, SignUpGenius. We all know that SUCCESS is just an
illusion."
![]()
Another anonymous grouch reported "I guess JustWatch has
suddenly become a bit precious about their sources"
![]()
"These boots are made for crashing" thundered
Michael R.
"PII of the developer have been removed to protect the
not so innocent." You can't hide PHP so easily.
![]()
And again from prolific
Michael R.
"El Reg has been around for 30+ years and their
code should be mature. I wonder about their SQL which
seems to randomly return duplicate records. https://www.theregister.com/week".
I'll be happy when Errord shows up on El Reg. Ok, no I won't but I'll at least be grouchy differently.
![]()
![]()
[Advertisement]
BuildMaster allows you to create a self-service release management platform that allows different teams to manage their applications. Explore how!
Lyle Seaman
3 weeks 1 day ago
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Anthony Moore was minutes from home when the 5kg solid steel plate crashed through the windscreen of his Ford Ranger, striking his head.
3 weeks 1 day ago
The 30-year-old Whisenant, famed for scaling Yosemite's iconic El Capitan in record time, died on August 3 during an accident in the Sierra Nevada in the western United States.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Connecting a single power cord turned into a lucrative all-nighter
3 weeks 1 day ago
Jeremy Williams, 42, died by lethal injection on Thursday after he was convicted of killing Kamarie Holland in December 2021.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Lindsay Clancy wrote her darkest feelings towards her children in a note on her phone months before killing them, data revealed.
3 weeks 1 day ago
The singer, 52, had previously shared in 2023 he had ADHD, but has now learned he also has the neurodevelopmental difference.
3 weeks 1 day ago
Britain is currently in the grip of an unprecedented weight-loss revolution.
3 weeks 1 day ago
The eight-carriage train came off the line between Haywards Heath and Lewes at around 3.54pm this afternoon, with services set to be cancelled until 10pm.
3 weeks 1 day ago
He tried to arrange to sexually abuse two young children aged four years and four months - but he was speaking to an undercover police officer
Mel King