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Britain's AI gold rush hits a wall – not enough electricity

2 weeks 4 days ago
Energy secretary Miliband promises renewable utopia for green and pleasant land... filled with datacenters

Energy is essential for delivering the UK governments' AI ambitions, but Britain faces a critical question: how can it supply enough power for rapidly expanding datacenters without causing blackouts or inflating consumer bills?…

Dan Robinson

'Fax virus' panicked a manager and sparked job-killing Reply-All incident

2 weeks 5 days ago
The 1990s called with a reminder that in the time before ransomware, infosec panics could be quite quaint

On Call  By Friday it's only natural to look back upon the working week with a certain nostalgia, an emotion The Register celebrates each week in On Call – the reader-contributed column that shares your tales of tech support trauma.…

Simon Sharwood

SpaceX's Starship: Two down, Mons Huygens to climb

2 weeks 5 days ago
Musk's moonshot still missing orbit, refueling, landing

Comment  SpaceX is celebrating two consecutive Starship launches without unplanned explosions, yet the business faces a daunting path forward before the spacecraft can deliver astronauts to the lunar surface.…

Richard Speed

OpenAI's ChatGPT is so popular that almost no one will pay for it

2 weeks 5 days ago
If you build it, they will come and expect the service to be free

OpenAI is losing about three times more money than it's earning, and 95 percent of those using ChatGPT, which generates roughly 70 percent of the company's recurring revenue, aren't paying a dime to help stem the losses.…

Thomas Claburn

Tech industry grad hiring crashes 46% as bots do junior work

2 weeks 5 days ago
GenAI meets Gen Z – only one gets the job

ai-pocalypse  The UK tech sector is cutting graduate jobs dramatically – down 46 percent in the past year, with another 53 percent drop projected, according to figures from the Institute of Student Employers (ISE).…

Lindsay Clark

Larry Ellison's latest craze: Vectorizing all the customers

2 weeks 5 days ago
Oracle slurps your data whether you like it or not... for the good and bad of the planet

Comment  If you're an Oracle customer – throw a pebble into a crowd of 100 CIOs and you're bound to hit one – then Big Red has vectorized you. Or, more accurately, it has vectorized your data, according to Larry Ellison, co-founder and CTO, who lobbed about the terminology in this week's conference keynote as if it conferred some sort of mystical technological incantation.…

Lindsay Clark

Feeling lonely? Microsoft Copilot can now listen to your every word, watch your screen

2 weeks 5 days ago
We've seen this before and it was called Cortana or Clippy

As if pulling support for Windows 10 was not punishment enough for long-suffering customers, Microsoft has decided to shove Copilot down everyone's throats with a new voice activation feature and even more control over your PC. Soon, a Copilot box may even replace the search box on your taskbar.…

Richard Speed

Microsoft kills 9.9-rated ASP.NET Core bug – 'our highest ever' score

2 weeks 5 days ago
Flaw in Kestrel web server allowed request smuggling, impact depends on hosting setup and application code

Microsoft has patched an ASP.NET Core vulnerability with a CVSS score of 9.9, which security program manager Barry Dorrans said was "our highest ever." The flaw is in the Kestrel web server component and enables security bypass.…

Tim Anderson

Framework flame war erupts over support of politically polarizing Linux projects

2 weeks 5 days ago
Laptop maker's apolitical endorsement of politically contentious projects meets resistance

Six days ago, upgradeable laptop maker Framework tried to convince its fractious user community to live in a "big tent" after a Debian developer objected to the company's sponsorship of Hyprland and its social media promotion of Omarchy, with both projects associated with politically polarizing viewpoints.…

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