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<em>El Reg's</em> essential guide to deploying LLMs in production

3 weeks 1 day ago
Running GenAI models is easy. Scaling them to thousands of users, not so much

Hands On  You can spin up a chatbot with Llama.cpp or Ollama in minutes, but scaling large language models to handle real workloads – think multiple users, uptime guarantees, and not blowing your GPU budget – is a very different beast.…

Tobias Mann

Bad trip coming for AI hype as humanity tools up to fight back

3 weeks 1 day ago
I was into Adversarial Noise before they were famous

Opinion  6:56 PM. April 11, 2025. Write it down. That's the precise moment the tech-bro-niverse imploded due to the gravitational force of irony at its core. That was the moment Jack Dorsey posted "Delete all IP law" on X. A little later, Elon Musk added his approval with "I agree."…

Rupert Goodwins

It takes one click to join Uber One, but quitting might need 32 actions

3 weeks 1 day ago
Which is one reason US regulators just sued the rideshare and delivery giant

The USA’s Federal Trade Commission on Monday launched a lawsuit against Uber, alleging the rideshare giant ripped off customers by enrolling them in its “Uber One” membership scheme without permission, failing to deliver promised savings, and making it devilishly difficult to opt out.…

Simon Sharwood

Today's LLMs craft exploits from patches at lightning speed

3 weeks 1 day ago
Erlang? Er, man, no problem. ChatGPT, Claude to go from flaw disclosure to actual attack code in hours

The time from vulnerability disclosure to proof-of-concept (PoC) exploit code can now be as short as a few hours, thanks to generative AI models.…

Thomas Claburn

Microsoft: Why not let our Copilot fly your computer?

3 weeks 1 day ago
Redmond talks up preview of AI agents navigating apps through the UI

Microsoft will soon let Copilot agents drive computers through the GUI just like humans – by clicking buttons, selecting menus, and even completing forms on screen.…

Thomas Claburn

Cursor AI's own support bot hallucinated its usage policy

3 weeks 1 day ago
Making up subscription limits as it goes? Super encouraging from a code assistant. Anyways, back to int main(enter the void)...

In a fitting bit of irony, users of Cursor AI experienced the limitations of AI firsthand when the programming tool's own AI support bot hallucinated a policy limitation that doesn't actually exist.…

Thomas Claburn

Microsoft Copilot shows up even when it's not wanted

3 weeks 1 day ago
Just us or is AI increasingly appearing like an unwanted party guest?

Microsoft customers are claiming the Windows giant's Copilot AI service sometimes ignores commands to disable the thing, and thus turns itself back on like a zombie risen from the dead.…

Thomas Claburn

Hacking US crosswalks to talk like Zuck is as easy as 1234

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AI-spoofed Mark joins fellow billionaires as the voice of the street – here's how it was probably done

Video  Crosswalk buttons in various US cities were hijacked over the past week or so to – rather than robotically tell people it's safe to walk or wait – instead emit the AI-spoofed voices of Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg.…

Iain Thomson

Developer scored huge own goal by deleting almost every football fan in Europe

3 weeks 2 days ago
Fiddling with the production database – what could possibly go wrong?

Who, Me?  Monday mornings are a nasty time of week that can be redeemed by two things: bantering about weekend sporting results, and reading another edition of "Who, Me?" – The Register's weekly column that shares your stories of dropping the ball at work but somehow recovering for at least an honorable draw.…

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