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Haskell adherents revisit the language's tongue-in-cheek 'avoid success at all costs' mantra

PARTNER CONTENT: How "Calling as a Service" eliminates app downloads and unlocks new revenue for operators

Investment bank cites messy customer data and a product that 'just isn't there'; Salesforce counters by saying it the fastest-growing product in its history

Linux supremo says contributors opposed to AI use can 'just walk away'

Report finds regional differences, especially outside the EEA, but it's still a dark tale claiming user manipulation

Three bugs are under active attack, and two more critical holes could add to the pain

Mega hardware vendor reports problems - but Windows maker isn't yet naming affected models

'Do as we fund, not as we do' sends 'very poor reputational signal' says damning report

Experts say it’s a useful post-compromise tool, for those with the brain cells required to put it together

Ex-staffer accuses Amazon's Virginia datacenters of quietly guzzling H20 all year round, despite 'water positive' PR push

Miniaturization means a professional's touch is needed

New Debian versions hit FOSSland in the form of 13.6 and 12.15

Truce over maintenance fees is a bargaining chip for ECC holdouts – just don't expect a stampede to third-party support

This elevator is headed for floor Bork

Ex-contributor claims he wasn't a rogue admin, hadn't left the project, and never intended to harm the distro

'We don't serve their kind here' protects today's publishers, but won't help rebels destroy the monetization Death Stars built by Google and Meta

Gartner thinks we’re headed to a hybrid AI model where you offload stuff to the desktop whenever possible

Tender calls for providers to power free service with local LLMs, government to supply some GPUs

PM frames sweeping new regulations as the equivalent of labour movement touchstones like winning a minimum wage

As VMware itself warns of critical flaw in its load balancer