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Error'd: Microbits
This week we have got a couple of Mathanon's. Maybe they're the same person, maybe they're not, there's really no way to know!
Frist anon has a "Numeric fun fact" for us: "Got a form sent from work to express interest in some event. They actually enforced the validation that the answer must be a number, so I submitted "42"." Bravo.
Next anon has a different numeric fun factor: " The SAS website wants us to know the size of the file behind the link down to the nanobyte precision." They split the bit! That must be what this quantum computing thing is about.
Conscientious dad Mark R. takes all the responsibilities. "My kid's school ensures they're legally covered on all things said and unsaid."
Philipp H. points out "The Redmond philosophers have created something the old Greek philosophers will have to rethink. Or is this a pun on Schrödinger's Cat? German→English translation: "We cannot bring/transfer/switch you to this message because you're in a chat, in which you're not in.""
We haven't heard from Michael R. in a while. Here he is with a pithy "The irony is not lost on me."
Happy Juneteenth to those who celebrate.
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