Marks & Spencer's tech chief resigns after £300m cyber attack
Pictured: Men killed in 'freak glass accident' when they became trapped beneath a large panel while unloading it at a football ground
Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz jet out of NYC together after he meets her dad Lenny amid blossoming romance
A murder that shocked the world: How a public appearance that almost didn't happen led to the assassination of one of America's most divisive and engaging political figures
American divides opinion after claiming he was THROWN OUT of UK restaurant for eating a burger too slowly
Greggs fans sent into a spin after the brand launches its first-ever homewares range with huge Steak Bake floor cushion and Sausage Roll beanbag
‘IT manager’ needed tech support because they had never heard of a command line
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Error'd: Free Birds
"These results are incomprensible," Brian wrote testily. "The developers at SkillCertPro must use math derived from an entirely different universe than ours. I can boast a world record number of answered questions in one hour and fifteen minutes somewhere."
"How I Reached Inbox -1," Maia titled her Tickity Tock. "Apparently I've read my messages so thoroughly that my email client (Mailspring) time traveled into the future and read a message before it was even sent."
... which taught Jason how to use Mailspring to order timely tunes. "Apparently, someone invented a time machine and is able to send us vinyls from the future..."
"Yes, we have no bananas," sang out Peter G. , rapping "... or email addresses or phone numbers, but we're going to block your post just the same (and this is better than the previous result of "Whoops something went wrong", because you'd never be able to tell something had gone wrong without that helpful message)."
Finally, our favorite cardsharp Adam R. might have unsharp eyes but sharp browser skills. "While reading an online bridge magazine, I tried to zoom out a bit but was dismayed to find I couldn't zoom out. Once it zooms in to NaN%, you're stuck there."
Now David Lammy comes under attack over Charlie Kirk's death: Deputy PM is accused of encouraging hatred after 'fuelling violent rhetoric against those on the Right'
Chaos at US Naval Academy as ousted student sparks lockdown on campus that ends in gunfire
Essex dad diagnosed with stage 4 cancer after wife’s death from breast cancer
'Charles is currently less irritated with Harry than William': Tina Brown claims tension are brewing over heir to the throne's workload - as she reveals why King feels subtly 'criticised' by his older son
Princess Diana told biographer Andrew Morton that she and Charles were 'closer than they'd ever been' six weeks before Harry was born
Doctor urges all Britons to start taking common vitamin one in six are deficient in: 'It's vital for healthy ageing'
London in chaos: As Tube strikes cripple the capital we ask why cab drivers are struggling to cash in
Man's life saved by c2c train station workers after he suddenly lost consciousness
Lauren Sanchez sizzles in glam gown with husband Jeff Bezos at Kering event… three months after their $50M wedding
Albania’s prime minister wants to appoint an AI to his ministry
Albania’s prime minister has proposed appointing an artificial intelligence as a minister.…