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Alan Milburn said the prime minister-in-waiting knows that changing the system is 'absolutely necessary' to help the million young people currently out of work or education.

'My friend, what is happening here is nothing short of madness,' says one reporter. 'The Egyptian fans here keep asking the same question, "Why can't we beat Argentina?".'

Delays are building on the M25 near Waltham Abbey to around two hours due to emergency works.

US President Donald Trump has appeared to rally behind Nigel Farage as the Reform UK leader faces scrutiny over financial support.

US President Donald Trump has appeared to rally behind Nigel Farage as the Reform UK leader faces scrutiny over financial support.

A heat health alert issued for Essex and the East of England has been upgraded by the UK Health Security Agency. Yellow alert upgraded to amber.

A heat health alert issued for Essex and the East of England has been upgraded by the UK Health Security Agency. Yellow alert upgraded to amber.

Probably an extension of long-running iThing innards arrangement, not a new custom AI accelerator deal

From Japan to Peru, there are amazing cities, towns and villages around the world in extraordinary locations and extreme conditions.

Planning a Lake District trip this summer? If you're lured in by the greenery and the lakes, here are some of the best spots to go to avoid the crowds...

GitHub is offering a limited run of 1,000 CD-ROM copies of public repositories as a pro-physical-media jab at Sony's plan to stop producing PlayStation game discs in 2028. Tom's Hardware reports: The coding and collaboration platform, owned by Microsoft, states that "In light of recent developments in physical media, GitHub is proud to announce that you can now obtain your public repo on CD-ROM." Moreover, it appeals to the human side of computing, adding the emotive line "Keep it. Lend it to friends. Pass it on to your children." It isn't April 1st, so thankfully this is no joke. However, if you check out the above-linked GitHub Your Code, On a CD offer page, it quickly becomes clear this is a very limited in time/scope stunt. "Order a burned CD of your own public GitHub repo. Yes, a real physical disc you can hold in your hands, no download required," begins the spiel. But this is a very limited run of 1,000 discs, with applications required between July 2 and July 6 (inclusive). Limit one per person, with availability varying between country/region. "Your code is physically yours, forever. Until you lose it, let's be real," says GitHub. At best, these CDs will be framed and put on a wall, some becoming collector's items or eBay money spinners (discs like 0001 or 0888 would be good ones, if they are numbered). Also, many will be lost or eventually/accidentally discarded, as GitHub seems to know. So this 'protest' is arguably 1,000 doses of expensively shipped e-waste.

Read more of this story at Slashdot.

A rise in heat-related deaths and other significant impacts are likely

A "significant wildfire" broke out in a field in Sewards End, near Saffron Walden yesterday, prompting a large response from Essex fire crews.

A "significant wildfire" broke out in a field in Sewards End, near Saffron Walden yesterday, prompting a large response from Essex fire crews.

Katie Price has insisted that her marriage to husband Lee Andrews is the 'healthiest' relationship she's ever been in and said she loves him as he has his own money.

England's seismic World Cup triumph over Mexico in the Azteca Stadium has diverted attention away from the anti-democratic stitch-up going on back home. But let me concentrate your minds.

David Rose, 84, owns one of around 750 homes in the London villages of Longford and Harmondsworth that will be knocked down if the £49billion expansion is approved.

Meghan Markle is determined to visit Britain in the next few days amid the row over security and accommodation, a source close to the Invictus Games in Birmingham has claimed.

No rapist, paedophile or child groomer should ever be let out early from prison. But Labour's Sentencing Act means many offenders are being released much earlier than their court sentences.

"Dragoncoder" supports a web application that has a "wait time" for access. I hate that that's a thing, but I recognize that there are real-world constraints where this might make sense. Still, I hate it. But that's not the WTF.

var minutes = parseInt( 12 , 10); var time = document.getElementById('waitTime'); if ( minutes < 2) { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is 12 minute." } else if (minutes < 60) { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is 12 minutes." } else if (minutes === 60) { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is 0 hour." } else if (minutes < 120 && (minutes % 60 === 1)) { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is 0 hour and 12 minute." } else if (minutes < 120) { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is 0 hour and 12 minutes." } else if (minutes > (60 * 4)) { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is more than 4 hours." } else if (minutes % 60 === 0) { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is 0 hours." } else { time.innerText = "Your estimated wait time is 0 hours and 12 minutes." }

This wait time page is initially rendered by their backend, but after that point, gets served up by a cache at the edge of their CDN. That makes sense, since "have the users hammer your backend while they're waiting" is a bad idea.

Note the line var minutes = parseInt( 12 , 10);. This is rendered from the backend, which is of course my least favorite way to send data from the server side to the client side.

But that's not the core problem here. The core problem is: what the hell are they outputting?

If your wait time is less than 2, or less than 60, we tell you that your wait time is 12 minutes. Or "12 minute", because who cares about pluralization? If your wait time is exactly 60 minutes, we tell you that your wait time is "0 hour", which I assume means you'll have enough time to watch the classic airplane disaster movie, Zero Hour, which you surely know Airplane! is a remake of.

I can only think that the text is also being generated by logic on the server side- though our submitter doesn't suggest that's the case. Though they do wonder why the code couldn't be something like: Your estimated wait time is: ${Math.floor(wait_time_minutes / 60)} hours and ${wait_time_minutes % 60} minutes, which is both fewer bytes to send from your cache and more useful to the end user.

Or maybe we just make this wait time go away. Again, I don't know why it's there, there may be a good real-world constraint that requires it, but… is there? Is there really?

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