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Or how I learned to stop worrying and love dangerous AI

Calling all defenders

Agent Plugins 1.0 defines a write-once-run-anywhere container for passing tools and skills across different agent platforms

What, you didn't think the top gangs were busy watching agents escape their sandboxes too, did you?

MAST Upgrade installation hit highest pressure ever achieved without the super-hot plasma destabilizing

Attackers turned admin access into a route downstream, while N-able tells N-central customers to patch – again

Cancer diagnostics breach spills personal and health info as extortion crew says healthcare giant ‘should’ve paid the ransom’

Timer interrupts reopen branch predictor poisoning window, with a working Zen 2 exploit to prove it

Investigation into whether staff improperly accessed Minnie Merriman’s file after she was named for the first time this week

Website support widget lasted 18 months before Redmond ended the conversation

Intruder gained access to engineering files and potentially export-controlled technical data

Unlimited Technology Systems says names, Social Security numbers, diagnoses, and insurance details may have been swiped

Humans will get the AI models they deserve

Former Merseyside police officer sacked after failing to declare he was 'too close' with the wrong crowd

What an idiot

Beijing’s not saying why, which is just what happened when it investigated Micron

Machine-generated traffic to surge 1000x in five years, while we meatbags keep clicking away slowly

AI usage is evident but isn't yet a serious problem

Early tech demos show model-specific integrated circuits churning out up to 17,000 tokens a second

Left alone, autonomous fixes often fail to fully remediate flaws