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Trump rejects Tehran theory, blames 'grossly incompetent' governor of Minnesota instead

Turns out letting anyone rewrite the planet with a prompt had drawbacks

Weird times in earnings-land, and we're talking about it on The Reg's home grown podcast

Employee failed to follow security policy, leaving internal management file open to the public

LLMs are theft by 'absolute scum' who make life harder for writers by putting them in copyright peril

Use it to debug and review, says Big Red, but don't submit its output

'As a big AI skeptic, you just blew my mind'

CrowdStrike tracks 89% surge in machine-assisted activity as patch windows shrink to 48 hours

Daddy, I typed a Unix command! Was it a bad one?

Redmond adds new items to its make-Windows-better list

PLUS: DeepSeek to double peak hour prices for new model; Australia hikes fines for Big Tech; Japan’s next moonshot to ride local rocket; and more!

Tom Evslin on Bill Gates, the birth of Exchange, and dragging Ma Bell onto the web

Bags weighed down by a Microsoft license key

88 custom cores, 176 funky threads, 1.5 TB of laptop RAM, and 1.8 TB/s of NVLink connectivity — this isn't your typical datacenter chip

Cloud revenue now north of $143 billion a quarter, and growth is accelerating

Persistent sessions could be just the beginning

Hopefully the company secures houses better than it locks down SaaS systems

History suggests this was not wise

Whoever wins, we lose

A nice little summer job for someone